Random Rubbish Talk

Muahaha…I have been neglecting my blog lately. Today I’m in cranky mood, so I’m going to blog random rubbish.

My office recently went through some refurbishment. Something they are doing so that we will be motivated to go to work. But somehow the colour coordination is soooooooo OUT. Why is “so” so long and “OUT” in capslock? Because the walls are GREEN and the cubicle walls are PURPLE! Seriously, since the day they changed the colours, I’ve avoided wearing purple or green clothes to work so that I don’t camouflage myself with the walls.

Yeah while we are at the renovation topic, did I mention? They also renovated the toilets to be like hotel standard. It’s fitted with yellow romantic lights and table top sinks. Only thing missing is light music while you’re doing your business. One day, not long after the toilet was ready, I had to use the ladies as usual. I walked into a cubicle, locked the door and turned around. Guess what? Everything was wet! The walls, whole toilet seat, toilet paper holder, Rentokil and rubbish bin. Seems like someone took a bath in there with the “wash backside hose”! (So nice meh the toilet?)

Another thing, they put up a wallpaper with pictures at one corner of the office. It’s 3 pictures combined into 1. On the left we have a modern looking kitchen, on the right we have a modern looking living room and in the middle there’s this picture of a lake in a jungle. These 3 pictures, were pieced together as if the lake was a view out from the big glass window of the modern house. And they did this by pasting some 2D looking tiles at the bottom of the lake picture…stupiak! Believe me, it’s the ugliest wallpaper I’ve ever seen in my life. Even the wallpaper that they use to cover the doors for shop under renovation looks better.

When I’m free I shall take pictures to share my horrific experience.

My work place will be observing shutdown for Xmas and New Year. Hence, my boss asked us to apply for annual leave. Somehow (I don’t know why), she cannot pronounce annual leave properly. In front of the whole room of people, she said “All of you can start applying for your Annal Leave” =.=” – OKAY! Somehow the whole room doesn’t seem to find it funny and I was the only one trying to keep a straight face.

: ) 3= Guess what’s this? This is me smiling, with boobs and legs lying down.

Guess who's hand is it?

Sze Wei is caught on camera but is he the real culprit?

If you look Really Really Really closely at the first picture, you'll realize that it's a girl's hand.

Guess who???

A Walk Along the Streets of Malacca

A Walk Along the Streets of Malacca (sneak preview)

coming soon....

to be continued.....

Bacardi Poisoning

2.30 am - Feeling uneasy, roll around and hope it will go away.

3.00 am - Cannot tahan want to vomit d, stand up but feel dizzy. Faster wake Keith up and ask him go with me go vomit.

3.05 am - Vomit the most disgusting sour tasting concoction. Damn painful because some came up from the nose.

3.30 am - Vomit again (less sour)

4.00 am - Vomit again - taruh 2 Actal then cry because feeling too sick.

4.30 am - Vomit again - Keith made warm water and warm water bottle for me to hug to sleep. So nice...

5.00 am - Vomit again - neutral taste already

5.30 am - Purge - damn smelly

6.00 am - Vomit again - a bit bitter taste

6.30 am - Empty stomach churning - nothing else to vomit. Cannot tahan wake Keith up again and request for Milo. Vomit again - very bitter taste.

7.00 am - Fetch me out to look for Milo. Found Milo at the nearby clubhouse, thanks to the waiter who made the Milo on special request. The Milo was really lousy like 3 table spoon mix with one whole teko of water. But it tasted like heaven to me at that point of time.

8.00 am – Go back to sleep with new water bottle.

9.30 am – Puke the Milo

12.00 noon – Fever off and on; continuously feel like puking. Took 100plus, Melon, Panadol (thanks to doctor Joo Hwa)

4.00 pm – Ate Milo and potato bread

8.30 pm – See doctor and took medication

9.00 pm – Keith forced me to eat half piece of bread and 100plus.

9.30pm – Puked everything from afternoon onwards. Fever came back, so used the cooling pad from doctor Joo Hwa.

Next 2 days onwards on soft diet but still feel uneasy whenever there’s food intake. Despite all these I did not lose any weight ~ damn!!!

Bible proven wrong by science

I've always enjoyed reading. And lately the bible has been one of my reading source. Haha i know what you are thinking...Ok before you jump to conclusions, i would like to declare first. Yes you're right, I'm not a spiritual type of person and i can never imagine myself to be...it's just that i find it interesting, just like a discovery adventure for me. So i was reading some random passage in the bible and i found this....

The world is flat and has four corners. Ezekiel 7:2

Hahahahaha Oookay, i have no comment. I don't know if i should laugh or what....how can ppl believe this? It's so absurd!

Rainbow

Rainbows are often related with whimsical fairytales such as lovey-dovey happily ever after tales of prince and princess that finishes with a rainbow that happens to appear magically for the finale (even though there was no rain mentioned in the story). Not to mention, the pot of gold at the end of it that apparently belongs to no one. Anyhow, since I was a little girl, seeing rainbows never fail to lift my spirits. I’ll always be pointing excitedly and shouting “Rainbow! Rainbow” like I’ve never seen one in my entire life…hehehe

Anyway I decided to read up a little bit about rainbow myths…Here's some of it, but i'm not sure how true it is

· There’s a pot of gold placed at the end of the rainbow by angels and only a nude man could obtain the prize. I wonder who thought of that sicko story. Sounds like porn.

· Passing beneath the rainbow could turn a man into a woman and a woman into a man. Hmmm ah kua????

· The rainbow was put in the sky by God as a covenant with Noah that He would never again destroy the earth by flood….erm before god did that was the sunlight not a spectrum…hard to believe so…

· It’s a gateway between heaven and earth….you can’t step on light, you’ll have to float on the rainbow…but again if u can float why not take the direct path – which is vertically up?

· In Islam, the rainbow is said to have only four colors - - blue, green, red, and yellow - - all of which are related to the four elements of earth, water, wind, and fire. Rainbow already proven to have 7 colours la (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet)

Count it yourself…

Real or Fake?

When i chanced upon this picture in a magazine, first thing that struck my mind was.... what the heck was that? It looks like it's stuffed an awful lot of tissue or is it overdone botox job?

It looks fake to me....what's your take?

Dinner at Ping Hun and Ann's House

Really had fun cooking at Ping Hun and Ann's house on Thursday (2/10/2008). We are not cooking experts so we cooked pretty simple food. Ann did all the food planning, marketing and preparation (respect respect). I was just there to help out....and the guys just kacau-kacau everything. From the photos it looks like the guys are hard at work....but in actual they just there to kacau-kacau while the girls supervise hahaha. The food was proven suprerb because 5 of us (PH, Ann, Keith, Boogz and me) finished everything!

PH kacau kacau the steam meat and eggs dish with his hands...ewww

The guys kacau-kacau the mix vegetable dish

Ta-da!!!! - end result...

Boggie washing the dishes...Bucketful of gratitude!... Respect~~~ Your future wife is one lucky girl.

Beautiful view from the balcony

To end the night......Mahjong for beginers...kekeke. It was really a fun night! Thanks PH and Ann for having us over for dinner :*

Random Shot Highlights

Some photos taken with my Sony...feel that the shots are a little underexposed...not sure if it's the camera or am i a lousy photographer. I have a feeling it's the latter.

My Fabulous New Sony T700

Check out the camera i got over the past weekend! Its absolutely fabulous and fantastic! After using the camera for a week, here's my own personal review

Highlights:

1. Smile shutter - The camera automatically detects a smile and captures a picture. With smile shutter i can now take my own photos while holding the camera with a steady hand.
2. Super Macro - This camera can capture pictures in super macro as close as 1cm. I'm super happy because the picture quality is so sharp i can even see the details that i can't even see with my naked eye.
3. Intelligent Scene Recognition - No more adjusting modes and multiple retakes to get the best picture according to scenes.
4. Fun - In camera photo editing, especially the happy smile editor and partial monochrome colour.
5. Optical Steady Shot - Ensures clear image despite my shaky hands.
6. 3.5" touch screen - Great viewing!

Lowlights:

1. Baterry Life - Average baterry life. Due to the large 3.5" screen.

I'm so in love with my camera.

My Latest Prank ;D

Credits
Actor : Nicholas Yeoh
Videoman : Keith Cheah
Editor : May Tan

Story of Adrian and Kit

Room Cleaning

Status: 80% done :)

Nothingless - is that a valid word?

Thursday, 6.30pm - it's been a hectic week. Monday seems like it was a minute ago. My work got stuck, having some issues, hence i can't proceed with my work. By right i should pack up and leave for home now. But i just don't feel like moving. I've actually spent the the last 30 minutes staring blindly at my monitor.

Don't know why i'm feeling a little weird. Maybe it's because i've been rushing and doing everything in super speed since 6.30am in the morning. And suddenly everything came to a halt so i'm experiencing a little inertia (resistance and object has to change in its state of motion). I just feel that my soul is just floating around,not knowing what to do next.

Reflecting back on the past few days, i realized that a lot of people show their true colours when they are feeling pressured. Some people have some funny frown which is permanent on their foreheads as they speak, some raise their voices a lot, some become very defensive and the worse of them all, the guy that slam down the phone in the meeting. Sigh...i have no comments.

I guess i should start relaxing now before the vicious cycle starts again tomorrow at 6am. Crap, just got IM that i should log in tonight to continue working. Meanwhile i'm going to go talk crap with my weird freind who doesn't want to go back also.

Merdeka Day Journal...

9.00am - Morning, the moment i woke up, i had to get ready for pot-bless. Anyway, we reached there (public beach behind brown prince) rather late (my fault totally). Luckily it was a cheerful sunny day - the past few days has been raining cats and dogs. Highlight of the event....Janelle in sexy bikini.

1.30 pm - Next stop, hair maintenance. After not visiting the hair saloon for so long, my hair is beginning to look like the amazon jungle. I also waste a lot of time everyday in front of my mirror trying to tame my hair - contributing to my lateness to everything. Hence it's time i visited the hair saloon. As usual, it's painstakingly slow. And the 5 hours in that chair was pure torture. Picture of me being tortured....

7.00pm - Next agenda, sleep for 2 hours.

9.00pm - Meet up with Keith and go see doctor for my flu and allergy.

12.00am - go home and sleep again.

As you can see from the above, i'm not exactly a patriotic person. I think ppl born after merdeka (51 years and below) are generally not as patriotic as those who went through those hard times during the war. Kekeke....

Wife's Diary vs Husband's Diary

Wife’s Diary

Sunday night – I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a café to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him what was wrong – he said, “Nothing”. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset – he said, “Nothing to do with me and not to worry”. On the way home I told him that I love him, he simple smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say “I love you too”.

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed so distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later, he followed suit. I decided that I could not take it anymore. So I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I don’t know what to do.

I’m almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband’s Diary

Today Manchester United lost again!!! #$%&*$%

Key lesson:

For the ladies : Don’t imagine so much and cause trouble

For the gents : Be more sensitive towards ladies J

Winter Warmers 16-08-08

Attendees:
~Ah Boy~

~Me~ with my favourite drink

~Mom~ before coffee

~Mom~ after coffee

~Dad as usual anti-social and stayed at home~

Monday Floods...

Typical me, i'm just too lazy to work on Mondays. Furthermore it was raining heavily and i just couldn't get out of bed. So i played the MC story to ponteng work on Monday. But then i felt guilty because i found out that a lot of my coulleugues were on leave on Monday and the office was really understaffed. And i had this really important tarining session that i could not miss in the afternoon. So i decided to go in for work after lunch.

It was just raining a few hours, but the whole kampung jawa area right from sunshine quare to intel PG12 was flooded with water ~ maybe averagely about 1ft plus. I had to use first gear to make my way through the flood. At one point of time i did try using 2nd gear, not only my car could not move i felt that it was floating about in the water....and the most kesian thing, my poor car lost its number plate.

Why do you think flash floods always occur?
1. Whoever build the roads think that drains are not important, that's why they build super tiny ones
2. The road builder lost his level tool that's why the roads are not even, causing the water to pool on one side of the road
3. The MPPP sweeper lost his dust pan and sweeps sampah and dried leaves into the drain as solution
4. Ppl in general love to litter (especially plastic bags) that clogs up the drain
5. All of the above
6. Not our fault, it's because it rained too heavily

The Rose

I got this by mail. I think it's very inspiring....

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, 'Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?' I laughed and enthusiastically responded; 'Of course you may!' and she gave me a giant squeeze.

'Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?' I asked. She jokingly replied, 'I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids...' 'No seriously,' I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. 'I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!'

she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this 'time machine' as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, 'I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.'

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, ' We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it! There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.'

She concluded her speech by courageously singing 'The Rose.' She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Some say love it is a river

that drowns the tender reed

Some say love it is a razer

that leaves your soul to blead

Some say love it is a hunger

an endless aching need

I say love it is a flower

and you it's only seed

It's the heart afraid of breaking

that never learns to dance

It's the dream afraid of wakingthat never takes the chance

It's the one who won't be taken

who cannot seem to give

and the soul afraid of dyingthat never learns to live

When the night has been too lonely

and the road has been too long

and you think that love is only

for the lucky and the strong

Just remember in the winterfar beneath the bitter snows

lies the seed

that with the sun's love

in the spring

becomes the rose

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I made a little prayer tonight....

I have a friend that just told me this evening. I really admire you for your strength in handling your personal issues so well. You don’t get emotional. And I told her, the answer to that is very simple. Always think positive. I have no idea why I said that, because the truth is I don’t do that. Things that are important to me really do affect me. Just that I don’t show it to the world.

Everyone has problems. And it’s funny how we listen to other people’s problems and like a miss know-it-all we give some advice. It’s so simple what, just do this, this and this. Hehehe sounds familiar right? But when the issue strikes home, it suddenly become so freaking big because it’s happening to ME. And suddenly you just don’t know what to do although the problem in actual is bloody small.

So the answer to handling problems is…. Imagine what you’ll do if you’re in a position which you couldn’t careless what happens. Then you’ll get a bigger picture of how the world is beyond yourself. Then you’ll realize the right thing to do. Once you decide, just execute regardless of how you feel about the choice. Don’t be doubtful about what you think is right and you’ll always be on the right path. Remeber, emotional people have very poor judgements and are more prone to wrong decisions.

Ok I’m gonna admit, it doesn’t work all the time. We humans are so prone to dwell in self-pity. And many times I do have my down times where I really break-down and crumble. But it is VERY IMPORTANT to know that we have to step up get back on the right path. I’m not perfect either, but I’ve learned that if I try hard enough to always do the right things I will always end up with more right than wrongs. I really don’t want to look back in life one day and have regrets. That is why I have to strife hard to always go on doing the right things.

Just like a computer that is answering some right or wrong questions without emotions. Sounds cold but that’s just the way life have to function. Remember when we were young, there would be moral exam questions that ask about helping mom perform house chores is correct or wrong? Many of us are not willing to do house chores but we still answer correct. Why? Because want to get 100% score so ma have to answer correctly lor…LOL

But nevertheless, it’s easier said then done. So my dear friend, I pray for you and also myself that we will always have the strength to choose the correct answer and execute flawlessly J Somehow today I used the word “pray” not as a figure of speech. I really did pray J to whoever god….that exist for the stregth to do right.

~I wonder if i'm the only weirdo in this world that think this way? Feel free to comment if you disagree.~

Norah Jones - What Am I To You

What am I to you
Tell me darling true
To me you are the sea
Vast as you can be
And deep the shade of blue

When you're feeling low
To whom else do you go
See I cry if you hurt
I'd give you my last shirt
Because I love you so

If my sky should fall
Would you even call
Opened up my heart
I never want to part
I'm giving you the ball

When I look in your eyes
I can feel the butterflies
I love you when you're blue
Tell me darlin true
What am I to you

Yah well if my sky should fall
Would you even call
Opened up my heart
Never want to part
I'm giving you the ball

When I look in your eyes
I can feel the butterflies
Could you find a love in me
Could you carve me in a tree
Don't fill my heart with lies

I will you love when you're blue
Tell me darlin true
What am I to you
What am I to you
What am I to you

Comments, Comments and More Comments

The Yellow Pants
Shocking but true, i was wearing yellow pants yesterday. I got quite a few comments about it too...
1. It would look nice if you were blonde. (My thoughts: I wish!)
2. Wah you look so "wong" -cantonese word for yellow- today. (My thoughts: No comment)
3. OMG yellow pants? (My thoughts: No comment)
4. Wah your pants very striking (My thoughts: It's yellow...abothen?)
5. You look like sponge bob (My thoughts: Does my butt look square?)
6. You look so colourful (My thoughts: Black blue white not colour meh? Everyday also colourful ma)
And the biggest insult of all.....
7. You look like highlighter (My thoughts: Damn you #$%!^)

The MSN Comment
I'm gonna know soon....that's the comment i posted today on MSN. Just a comment for the fun of it.....and i got some funny response....haha.
1. Know what? (My thoughts: Not telling yet)
2. Girl or boy? (My thoughts: KNS do i look pregnant to you?)

The Dancing
This comment from my dance teacher made my day :)

Sense of motherhood? Oh no :O

I had this really peculiar feeling last weekend. I 'm still trying to brush it off as nothing...

I was sitting at a table at Gurney foodcourt while Keith and Boogie went to order food. Sitting there without anything to do, I glanced around looking at the people around me. The foodcourt was fairly crowded but someone caught my attention. It was this pregnant lady, I think she was most probably in her 2nd trimester. I was watching her doing the pregnant penguin walk towards a table nearby and unconsciously I wondered how it would feel like to be a mother myself. And for about 5 microseconds I actually felt for a brief moment the feeling of maternity and it felt wonderful. I don’t know how to describe the moment, but it was this beautiful warm feeling that radiates from the heart kinda thing.

As swiftly as the thought planted itself in my head, logic pulled me back to reality. I realized that the day is still very far away for me. I’m no where there and I’m no way prepared either. Being a mom? Nah!!! Not happening…..Damn my hormones are making me behave like an aunty already….Shitzzz!

Bon Odori 08

Picture taken by Joel Chu