Friday, December 05, 2008

Random Rubbish Talk

Muahaha…I have been neglecting my blog lately. Today I’m in cranky mood, so I’m going to blog random rubbish.

My office recently went through some refurbishment. Something they are doing so that we will be motivated to go to work. But somehow the colour coordination is soooooooo OUT. Why is “so” so long and “OUT” in capslock? Because the walls are GREEN and the cubicle walls are PURPLE! Seriously, since the day they changed the colours, I’ve avoided wearing purple or green clothes to work so that I don’t camouflage myself with the walls.

Yeah while we are at the renovation topic, did I mention? They also renovated the toilets to be like hotel standard. It’s fitted with yellow romantic lights and table top sinks. Only thing missing is light music while you’re doing your business. One day, not long after the toilet was ready, I had to use the ladies as usual. I walked into a cubicle, locked the door and turned around. Guess what? Everything was wet! The walls, whole toilet seat, toilet paper holder, Rentokil and rubbish bin. Seems like someone took a bath in there with the “wash backside hose”! (So nice meh the toilet?)

Another thing, they put up a wallpaper with pictures at one corner of the office. It’s 3 pictures combined into 1. On the left we have a modern looking kitchen, on the right we have a modern looking living room and in the middle there’s this picture of a lake in a jungle. These 3 pictures, were pieced together as if the lake was a view out from the big glass window of the modern house. And they did this by pasting some 2D looking tiles at the bottom of the lake picture…stupiak! Believe me, it’s the ugliest wallpaper I’ve ever seen in my life. Even the wallpaper that they use to cover the doors for shop under renovation looks better.

When I’m free I shall take pictures to share my horrific experience.

My work place will be observing shutdown for Xmas and New Year. Hence, my boss asked us to apply for annual leave. Somehow (I don’t know why), she cannot pronounce annual leave properly. In front of the whole room of people, she said “All of you can start applying for your Annal Leave” =.=” – OKAY! Somehow the whole room doesn’t seem to find it funny and I was the only one trying to keep a straight face.

: ) 3= Guess what’s this? This is me smiling, with boobs and legs lying down.