You just got pranked!

Me : hey dude, it’s really late
Fren : hey no its 1142
Me : u must be watching the after 12 movies hehehe * waiting to watch
Fren : no... i'm actually listening to a sermon i'm such an angel
Me : at night?
Fren : It puts me to sleep hehe
Me : ish (mayleng's face in total disbelief)
Fren : haha
Me : so got urself any latino chicks there?
Fren : nope
Me : when will u be back?
Fren : end of may. y din ping keith? he's offline
Me : yeah...where u staying?
Fren : san tierra….try calling keith la
Me : cannot la...
Fren : y?
Me : expensive
Fren : rm0.20 per min la. Common ur husband la
Me : he will be charged
Fren : oh.. but he already payed 4 it no point keeping d mins
Me : i dun get u, call which num?
Fren : hp, call la
Me : his malaysian HP?
Fren : no la his us #
Me : u mean this?
Don call as I will be charged. U can SMS my maxis number.
HP: 480xxxxxx
Fren : ya tat no. call la.. u'll be surprised
Me : surprised about wat?
Fren : jez call la then u'll know
Me : tell me first la
Fren : aiyo jez call la
Me : tell first!!
Fren : fine dont call
Me : u're always like that. Always have some cheeky agenda up your sleeves
Fren : :P
Me : seriously... frens should be nice towards each other, u r not that nice to me
Fren : i know i know. I'm a terrible guy
Me : the worse thing is u know it and yet u r happy being like that thats really a teriible character
Fren : sigh...i'll be nicer...
Me : if and when u become nicer...pigs can fly
Fren : tough love... but i would prefer some thing like 'yeah gerard, thats the spirit - i knew u had it in u, all along'
Me : (Mayleng's face in disbelief) sorry dude i'm a bit short on faith
Fren : haha u refer 2 urself from a 3rd person perspective..n pls dont be so formal la call me Mr G i hate it when girls call me dude
Me : yes miss
Fren : ahh name calling.... i miss my primary school days hehe okok. i'm joking, i wanted to pull a prank on u coz keith left his phone in my car thats y i wanted u to call his # sheeesh.... y don u jez play along
Me : haha prank failed...well ur pranking skills sucks i knew immediately that there was a hidden agenda
from the way u phrase your sentences
Fren : but my being a jerk skill still rocks
Me:
Fren
ya tat no.
call la.. u'll be surprised
if u left out the 2nd part i might have called
Fren : reallly? point taken
Me : cheeky fella....
Fren: saja kacau u